I must be too annoying 4 u.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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