I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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