i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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