yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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