If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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