Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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