i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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