butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
