I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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