weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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