Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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