I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
two words: eviction party
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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