This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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