Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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