Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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