How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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