She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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