nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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