hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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