if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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