I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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