he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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