He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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