Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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