On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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