yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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