I heard we made out
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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