the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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