They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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