in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
