why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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