But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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