she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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