it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Fuck appropriateness.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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