i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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