Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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