I'm going to rape someone's good day.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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