her vagine was all disorganized.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Life without a bra equals bliss.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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