operation have a gay friend backfired
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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