he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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