I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
do nipples grow back?
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