just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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