TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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