and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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