Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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