Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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