guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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