I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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