were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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