my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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