How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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