Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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