I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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