I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
