only you would photoshop your dick
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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