I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I am available for nakedness
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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