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  (630): View more from Illinois

  is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

  (815): View more from Illinois

  that's gum

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  (630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years? (815): that's gum http://tfl.nu/8le7
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

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  (847): his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts http://tfl.nu/kozn
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  (415): View more from California

  I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.

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  (415): I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea. http://tfl.nu/t4nr
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

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  (615): good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car. http://tfl.nu/bhcd
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  (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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  (252): I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship http://tfl.nu/ldcl
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  (516): View more from New York

  Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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  (516): Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer. http://tfl.nu/tp9x
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.

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  (248): A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/bfx0
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  (636): View more from Missouri

  Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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  (636): Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me. http://tfl.nu/3e5v
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging

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  (208): Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging http://tfl.nu/urdf
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G

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  (503): I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G http://tfl.nu/pzjk
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  (940): View more from Texas

  Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago

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  (940): Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago http://tfl.nu/00op
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.

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  (+61): He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it. http://tfl.nu/rrnk
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  (315): View more from New York

  Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid

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  (315): Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid http://tfl.nu/u5v9
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  (718): View more from New York

  Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.

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  (718): Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday. http://tfl.nu/4crp
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  (954): View more from Florida

  Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets

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  (954): Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets http://tfl.nu/1o6d
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