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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(412): guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head http://tfl.nu/nsk3

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.

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(405): It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him. http://tfl.nu/10ee

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(+44): View more from England

Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.

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(+44): Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms. http://tfl.nu/jipl

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(509): View more from Washington

you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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(509): you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin (509): and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD" http://tfl.nu/lw4q

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(734): View more from Michigan

I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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(734): I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything http://tfl.nu/dkqa

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(210): View more from Texas

I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"

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(210): I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV" http://tfl.nu/w3he

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(705): View more from Ontario

You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this". http://tfl.nu/puns

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(210): View more from Texas

I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job

(917): View more from New York City

You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.

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(210): I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job (917): You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth. http://tfl.nu/dvgd

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(562): View more from California

It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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(562): It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice. http://tfl.nu/vbsf

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(530): View more from California

I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"

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(530): I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting" http://tfl.nu/k1xw

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Ugh he's texting me.

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Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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(204): Ugh he's texting me. (1-204): Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess. http://tfl.nu/6r54

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(512): View more from Texas

He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.

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Yeah you should have just let that thought go.

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(512): He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay. (713): Yeah you should have just let that thought go. http://tfl.nu/ru9t

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.

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(360): I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line. http://tfl.nu/9tdh

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(602): View more from Arizona

Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover

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(602): Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover http://tfl.nu/gmcv

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