I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.