i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I cannot belive our party caught on fire