So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I just want nice things and good sex
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.